I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Рак

Атлетическое

179 см

Голубые

Европеец

Один/одна

Нет

Не знаю

Ноги

Нет животных

Нет

Полный рабочий день

Компьютеры/Электроника

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

от $60,000USD до $74,999USD

Один/одна

Нет

Да, в компаниях

Клоун

Вульгарное, Шумное, Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Флирт, Свободное, Странное

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Атеист

Никогда

Электроника , Звуки пылесоса

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Спонтанность, Кокетство, Остроумие

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Интернет друг, Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения