I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Rak

Dobrze Zbudowany

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Niebieski

Europejski

Samotny/ Single

Nie

Nie Jestem Pewien

Nogi

Nie mam zwierząt domowych

Nie

Pełen Etat

Informatyka/Elektronika

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

od $60,000USD do $74,999USD

Sam/Sama

Nie

Tak - Towarzysko

Klasowy Klown

Niesforny, Głośny, Obserwujący, Przyjacielski, Żartowniś, Flirciarz, Otwarty, Dziwna

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Ateista

Nigdy

Elektroniczna, Odgłosy Odkurzacza

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Inteligencja, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Spontaniczność, Flirciarz, Dowcipny

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Internetowy Znajomy, Przyjaciel, Randka, Intymny, Oddany