I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Cancer

Atlético

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Azules

Europeo

Soltero

No

No estoy seguro

Piernas

Sin Mascotas

No

Tiempo Completo

Computadoras / Electrónica

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

$60,000USD a $74,999USD

Solo/a

No

Si - Socialmente

El Cómico de la clase

Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso, Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a, Extraña / Rarezas

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Ateo

Nunca

Electrónica, El ruido de la aspiradora

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Ingenio

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido