I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Rak

Atletická

1,8 m

Modrá

Evropan/ka

Singl

Ne

Nejsem si jist(a)

Nohy

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ne

Na plný úvazek

Počítače / Elektronika

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

$60,000USD až $74,999USD

Sám/sama

Ne

Ano - ve společnosti

Klaun třídy

Bouřlivé, Hlasité, Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Flirtující, Otevřené, Zvláštní

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Ateista

Nikdy

Electronic, Zvuk vysavače

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á