I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me.

Rapu

Atleettinen

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Sininen

Eurooppalainen

Sinkku

Ei

En ole varma

Jalat

Ei lemmikeitä

Ei

Kokopäiväinen

Tietokoneet / Tekniikka

Supreme Overlord of the Universe

$60,000USD - $74,999USD

Yksin

Ei

Kyllä - Seurassa

Luokan Pelle

Riehakas, Äänekäs, Sivustaseuraaja, Ystävällinen, Koominen, Flirttaileva, Aina menossa, Outo

Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd.

to slam a revolving door...

Ateisti

Ei koskaan

Elektroninen, Imurin äänet

Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil...

Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games.

Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Spontaanisuus, Flirttaileva, Nokkela

To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere.

Internet Kaveri, Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Intiimi, Sitoutunut