Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Virgo

Average

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Legs

Visible Tattoo

Brown

Cat, Dog

No

University Degree

Self-employed

Entertainment / Media

Freelance Writer

With Roomate(s)

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Nerd

Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing

Games, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Extreme Sports

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Other

Socialist

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

I Don't Like Tv

I'm A Movie Actor

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Classic, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit

Date, Committed