Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Девица

Просечна

185 цм

Плавa

Белац/Белкиња

Сингл

Не

Нисам сигуран/сигурна

Ноге

Тетоважа на видном месту

Смеђa

Пас, Мачка

Не

Докторат

Имам своју фирму

Забава/Медији

Freelance Writer

Цимером/Цимерима

Понекад је право лудило

Да - у друштву

Да - у друштву

Штребер

Упадљив(а), Гласан/гласна, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Стално започињем забаву, Отворен/отоврена

Игре, Кување, Пецање/лов, Картање

Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Блеја, Екстремни спортови

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Волим да изазивам невоље, Кул, Непримерен(а), Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем

Остало

Пренаглашен, Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна, Урнебесан/слепстик, Непримерен(а), Садистички

Не волим ТВ

Ја сам глумац/глумица

Кантри, Реп, Рок, Метал, Електро, Поп, Класична, Звукови усисивача, Блуз, Џез, Индустријска, Амбијентална, Денс, Сол, Реге, Панк

Класике, Смисао за хумор, Филозофске, Референтне, Поезија, Научну фантастику, Ја сам писац

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Вештине, Осећајност, Одважност, Моћ, Флертовање, Домишљатост

Састанак, Посвећеност