Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Fecioară

Mediu

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Albaștri

caucaziană

Singur(ă)

Nu

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Picioare

Tatuaj vizibil

Șaten

Pisică, Câine

Nu

Diplomă de Universitate

Propria afacere

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Freelance Writer

Cu un coleg (colegi)

Este nebunie uneori

Da - sociabil

Da - sociabil

Tocilar

Furtunos, Gălăgios, Prietenos, De comedie, De gașcă, Deschis

Jocuri, Gătire, Pescuit / Vânătoare, Cărți de joc

Cu prietenii, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Relaxare, Sporturi extreme

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Prietenos, Scandalagiu, Super, Vulgar, Ridicol, Cochet

Altele

Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol, Tainic, Buf, Vulgar, Sadic

Nu-mi place TV

Sunt un actor de filme

Stat, Rap , Rock , Metal , Electronică, Pop , Clasică, Zgomot de aspirator, Blues , Jazz , Industrială, Ambient , Dance , Soul , Reggae , Punk

Clasică, Umor, Filozofie, Referință, Poezie, Științifico-fantastic, Sunt un autor

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Abilități excelente, Sensibilitate, Îndrăzneală, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune

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