Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Jomfruen

Gennemsnitlig

185 cm

Blå

Kaukasisk

Single

Nej

Ikke sikker

Ben

Synlig tatovering

Brun

Kat, Hund

Nej

Universitetsgrad

Selvstændig

Underholdning / medier

Freelance Writer

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Nogle gange er det vildt

Ja - til fester

Ja - til fester

Nørd

Højrøstet, Højtråbende, Venlig, Komisk, Party Starter, Uadvendt

Spil, Madlavning, Fisk / jagt, Kortspil

Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, Afslappende, Ekstremsport

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fræk, Fjollet, En flirt

Andet

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk, Sadistisk

Jeg bryder mig ikke om tv

Jeg er filmskuespiller

Land, Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Klassisk, Humor, Filosofi, Opslag, Poesi, Science Fiction, Jeg er forfatter

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom

Dato, Forpligtet