Run!! I swear you wouldn’t wanna meet this guy for all the MSG in China. Run, Get out of here while you still can, this maniac truly is nefarious and has an unquenchable thirst for freedom!! Sometimes, often, crimes are committed. He should be committed, not in a relationship but in a mental ward, receiving shock therapy. There’s still time to run, and save your sanity while you can, post haste! His genius is sharp, cold, and calculated with anarchist anger yet has the generosity of a saint. If you cross paths with this maniacal menace and are engaged in conversation with him, be warned, beer bottles, shot glasses, lighters, anything within reach has been known to be thrown. He will take you out to a real classy place but you and he will inevitably be ask to leave or even more embarrassing, physically being removed. Damn it, this guy travels the country, he could be anywhere right now reeking havoc upon some helpless city. An APB (all points bulletin) was issued to track down this beast of a man in three states for in-sighting riots and various misdemeanor charges. This pirate prince speaks from a pulpit designed from the purest of thoughts, yet some have the direst of consequences. One who is to be feared yet adored, an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped around a telephone pole. The press release read, “Drug Induced Rampage Ruined Dinner Downtown”. While being pounced on like a gazelle by lions with guns, he was subdued; they finally had to hog-tie him just to get a handle on all the chaos. The last thing that was heard from him as he was whisked away into the paddy wagon was “Empty my account and grab my passport”!! After posting bail and well aware of the time he was facing, he fled the country to a small remote Island which was not released by his attorney speaking on his behalf. After several years of seclusion he was summoned back to the states, all charges were exonerated due to his connections with the ACLU. Back to right some wrongs, however, some of the wrongs were right. Now free, roaming America and financed, this renegade rabbi could be coming to a town near you.

Јарац

Просечна

173 цм

Боје лешника

Из Европе, Амерички домороци, Белац/Белкиња

Сингл

Не

Да

Црнa

Да

Пуно радно време

Уметност/Музика/Књижевност

Chaos invoker

$75.000USD до $99.999USD

Сам(а)

Да - једну или две

Повучен(а)

Уздржан/уздржана, Гласан/гласна, Посматрач, Нисам друштвен(а), Занимљив(а), Стално започињем забаву, Стално започињем свађу, Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена, Тамна/Црна, Чудан/чудна

Уметност и занат, Читање, Музика, ТВ, Филмове, Глуварење по клубовима, Вечере, Позориште, Путовања, Коцкање

Дружење с пријатељима, Журке, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, Клубови/барови, Пиће, Читање, Казино, Облачење, Концерт, Посета музеју

We'll see

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Волим да изазивам невоље, Моји пријатељи желе бити ја, Кул, Савршен(а), Непримерен(а), Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава

To live until I die.

Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна, Урнебесан/слепстик, Непримерен(а), Садистички

Вести, Цртане филмове, Документарце, Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове

Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Драме, Документарце, Хороре, Трилере

Рок, Метал, Електро, Класична, Звукови усисивача, Блуз, Џез, Индустријска, Панк

Аутобиографије, Биографије, Историјске, Музика, Филозофске, Политичке, Референтне

You name it doll

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Вештине, Осећајност, Одважност, Чудноватост, Спонтаност, Моћ, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост

Her, she.

Пријатељ, Састанак, Интима, Посвећеност