Run!! I swear you wouldn’t wanna meet this guy for all the MSG in China. Run, Get out of here while you still can, this maniac truly is nefarious and has an unquenchable thirst for freedom!! Sometimes, often, crimes are committed. He should be committed, not in a relationship but in a mental ward, receiving shock therapy. There’s still time to run, and save your sanity while you can, post haste! His genius is sharp, cold, and calculated with anarchist anger yet has the generosity of a saint. If you cross paths with this maniacal menace and are engaged in conversation with him, be warned, beer bottles, shot glasses, lighters, anything within reach has been known to be thrown. He will take you out to a real classy place but you and he will inevitably be ask to leave or even more embarrassing, physically being removed. Damn it, this guy travels the country, he could be anywhere right now reeking havoc upon some helpless city. An APB (all points bulletin) was issued to track down this beast of a man in three states for in-sighting riots and various misdemeanor charges. This pirate prince speaks from a pulpit designed from the purest of thoughts, yet some have the direst of consequences. One who is to be feared yet adored, an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped around a telephone pole. The press release read, “Drug Induced Rampage Ruined Dinner Downtown”. While being pounced on like a gazelle by lions with guns, he was subdued; they finally had to hog-tie him just to get a handle on all the chaos. The last thing that was heard from him as he was whisked away into the paddy wagon was “Empty my account and grab my passport”!! After posting bail and well aware of the time he was facing, he fled the country to a small remote Island which was not released by his attorney speaking on his behalf. After several years of seclusion he was summoned back to the states, all charges were exonerated due to his connections with the ACLU. Back to right some wrongs, however, some of the wrongs were right. Now free, roaming America and financed, this renegade rabbi could be coming to a town near you.

Kauris

Keskiverto

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Pähkinä

Eurooppalainen, Amerikkalainen, Valkoihoinen

Sinkku

Ei

Kyllä

Musta

Kyllä

Kokopäiväinen

Taide / Musiikki/ Kirjallisuus

Chaos invoker

$75,000USD - $99,999USD

Yksin

Kyllä - Yksi tai Kaksi

Syrjäytynyt

Varautunut, Äänekäs, Sivustaseuraaja, Anti - sosiaalinen, Koominen, Juhlien järjestäjä, Bileiden aloittaja, Flirttaileva, Aina menossa, Musta, Outo

Taide & Käsityöt, Lukeminen, Musiikki, Tv, Elokuvat, Clubit / Baarit, Ruokailla, Teatteri, Matkustaminen, Uhkapelit

Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Bilettäminen, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Rentoutuminen, Nukkuminen, Klubit / Baarit, Juominen, Kirjan Lukeminen, Menen Kasinolle, Pukeutumisleikit, Konserttiin meneminen, Museossa käyminen

We'll see

Ystävällinen, Ongelmien löytäjä, Joku jota muut kadehtii, suosittu, Täydellinen, Roisi, Epävarma, Hassu

To live until I die.

Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Hassu, Epävarma, Kermakakkukomedia, Roisi, Sadistinen

Uutiset, Sarjakuvat, Dokumentit, Tilannekomediat, Elokuvat

Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Draama, Dokumentti, Kauhu, Trilleri

Rock musiikki, Metalli, Elektroninen, Klassinen, Imurin äänet, Blues musiikki, Jazz musiikki, Teollinen, Punk musiikki

Omaelämänkerta, Elämänkerta, Historia, Musiikki, Filosofia, Poliittinen, Lähdeluettelo

You name it doll

Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Hyvät taidot, Herkkyys, Kaljuus, Kummallisuus, Spontaanisuus, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus

Her, she.

Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Intiimi, Sitoutunut