The one and only time I was forced to go fishing I hooked Chtulhu, who for some reason was snoozing at the bottom of a shallow river. Said he got all tuckered out from the...uh...'ravaging of innocents' I believe it was. Anyway, we got to talking, discovered we have lots in common, and have been pals ever since. Sometimes we go to the mall and check out babes together. He's pretty good at shoplifting, too, what with the sneaky tentacles and all- he can snag Lemonheads out of a vending machine like nobody's business.
As for me, I'm a big horror guy. I read quite a bit- mostly horror novels and books on trash cinema/carnival life/old timey mechanical toys/other coolness. I write (usually about werewolves, zombies, and hot gals) and hang out with writers. I enjoy trying to make people leave the room when I'm reading at an event because they can't take my level of goofy inappropriateness. Over the next few years I plan on opening up my own horror-themed bookstore in the Chicago area. I write reviews of horror movies for an up and coming website. Er...I'm often told I look like Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction era Tim Roth- so sometimes I'll walk into a diner and exclaim 'This is a robbery!' in a heavy British accent. The police don't seem to find it as funny as I do. I look pretty normal at first glance- you won't see the tattoos and acars until I decide to show them to you. I'm big into Rockabilly/Psychobilly. Love The Quakes, Guana Batz, Zombie Death Train, Horrorpops, etc. Also I get all grinny for some Screeching Weasel, Mr. T Experience, Muffs sing-songy action. Can go all electronic with some VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Faint kinda goodness. I don't give a jackbooted goddamn about Rob Zombie. I can be a romantic sap in spite of myself sometimes- I'm still mesmerized by things that captivated me when I was, like, five years old. Lightening bugs are awesome, for example. Road trips are a blast. The smell of old books.

Capricorn

Slim

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Blue

Caucasian

No

Not Sure

Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

Other

Dog

No

Some College

Full-time

Art / Music / Literature

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

No

Yes - Socially

Quiet One

Observant, Comedic, Strange

Reading, Music, Movies

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

Liberal

Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Dramas, Movies

Horror

Electronic, Industrial, Punk

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed