The one and only time I was forced to go fishing I hooked Chtulhu, who for some reason was snoozing at the bottom of a shallow river. Said he got all tuckered out from the...uh...'ravaging of innocents' I believe it was. Anyway, we got to talking, discovered we have lots in common, and have been pals ever since. Sometimes we go to the mall and check out babes together. He's pretty good at shoplifting, too, what with the sneaky tentacles and all- he can snag Lemonheads out of a vending machine like nobody's business.
As for me, I'm a big horror guy. I read quite a bit- mostly horror novels and books on trash cinema/carnival life/old timey mechanical toys/other coolness. I write (usually about werewolves, zombies, and hot gals) and hang out with writers. I enjoy trying to make people leave the room when I'm reading at an event because they can't take my level of goofy inappropriateness. Over the next few years I plan on opening up my own horror-themed bookstore in the Chicago area. I write reviews of horror movies for an up and coming website. Er...I'm often told I look like Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction era Tim Roth- so sometimes I'll walk into a diner and exclaim 'This is a robbery!' in a heavy British accent. The police don't seem to find it as funny as I do. I look pretty normal at first glance- you won't see the tattoos and acars until I decide to show them to you. I'm big into Rockabilly/Psychobilly. Love The Quakes, Guana Batz, Zombie Death Train, Horrorpops, etc. Also I get all grinny for some Screeching Weasel, Mr. T Experience, Muffs sing-songy action. Can go all electronic with some VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Faint kinda goodness. I don't give a jackbooted goddamn about Rob Zombie. I can be a romantic sap in spite of myself sometimes- I'm still mesmerized by things that captivated me when I was, like, five years old. Lightening bugs are awesome, for example. Road trips are a blast. The smell of old books.

Kauris

Hoikka

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Sininen

Valkoihoinen

Ei

En ole varma

Arpinen, Tarkasti paikoitettu Tatuointi, Näkyvä Tatuointi

Muu

Koira

Ei

Jonkin verran Lukiota

Kokopäiväinen

Taide / Musiikki/ Kirjallisuus

$30,000USD - $44,999USD

Hommaa lähtee välillä hanskasta

Ei

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Ei koskaan

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Draamat, Elokuvat

Kauhu

Elektroninen, Teollinen, Punk musiikki

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