Ok, so here goes. The crazy rock n roll years are behind me. I have played in punk bands, spent two years criss crossing the states on a motorbike, (every tattoo tells a story!) met some amazing people and had some crazy adventures! add to this many years as a minder to the stars and I really do have enough stories to fill a book!

I am divorced and after taking a while to shed the baggage am ready to meet and commit to someone again. The problems I have encountered are that I have been out of the dating game for so long now I have forgotten what to do! (it's a younger mans game!) and people do tend to judge a book by it's cover so any woman I do like the look of tends to be calling the police before she has a chance to see how nice I am.

The options left open to me are the chaos theory (a butterfly flaps it wings in the Amazon and a woman falls for me in Camden) or online dating so here I am!!

I am a BIG 6'7" man with a "comfy" build just imagine someone the same size and shape of a grizzly bear!who is confident, funny, intelligent and genuinely good fun to be with. Apart from the usual pubbing,clubbing and eating out I enjoy live comedy and music and have been known to substitute a sweaty gig for an art gallery or museum and despite the fact I have to duck through doorways and have a shaved head and tattoos I do not eat children (quite the opposite, kids love me because I am a huge organic climbing frame!) and I cried at the end of armageddon!

Despite my thuggish looks (I assure you I only shave my head due to male pattern baldness) I am very charming and extremely well behaved!. Someone who is just as comfortable watching some arthouse cinema as they are the Muppets and just as eager to make farting noises with their armpit as they are sitting up and philosophising into the small hours.

So,If you have always wanted to fulfill a wish of dating an official giant (yes, that is true!)love laughing,enjoy HUGE cuddles and don't mind finding a step to stand on to have a kiss than I am the man for you.If nothing comes of our first date at least you can pretend you had a bodyguard for the night! Go on, you know you're tempted. The future is unwritten.......

Balanță

Câteva kilograme în plus

Mai mult de 6' 4 (1.93 m)

Șaten

caucaziană

Divorțat(ă)

Nu

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Ochi

Tatuat peste tot

Chel

Fără animale de companie

Nu

Ceva colegiu

Cu normă întreagă

Artă / Muzică / Literatură

Office Manager

15,000$ - 29,999$

Cu un coleg (colegi)

Prietenii vin ocazional

Nu

Da - sociabil

Clown de clasă

Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet

Citire, Filme, Clubbing / Baruri

Cu prietenii, Clubbing / Baruri, La un concert

Agnostică

În fiecare zi

Sec / Sarcastic, Tainic

Documentar

Științifico-fantastic, Documentar, De groază

Stat, Rock , Metal , Blues , Punk

Inteligență, Umor, Sensibilitate, Flirt, Rațiune

Dedicat(ă)