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If This is the End I Can't Wait to Begin
Age 41 From Danville, Pennsylvania -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a cynical, angry, sarcastic a**hole with a interest in the arts and messing with people. The easiest way to sum up what I really want from life is to have you watch the ending to Fight Club. Yep, I want a bunch of followers, the end of corporate future, and a girl to hold hands with as I watch a beautiful disaster come crashing down. |
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| Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Hands |
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| Body Art | Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Angry Drunken Clerk |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Again I bring up the end of Fight Club. But, yeah, that -is- a lot of work. It could all start with a romantic walk to a convenience store... |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | To be ruler of the world. Though, the realist in me tends to believe that the whole world would go to shit within days and anarchy would abound. I gotta admit, that sounds kinda fun too... |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To just be happy. Everything else just fades. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Reggae, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Comic, Humor, Music |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Fun is an ever changing idea. To be less vague...it's always fun to do something that's borderline illegal. Screw it, crossing said borderline and doing something that's straight illegal is a hoot too. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone who can match my sarcastic wit with their own. An outspoken and spontanious person is always admirable. I like tough as nails girls that aren't trying to over compensate for who they are. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate |
