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useless_unicorn Profile Information

when is the day
Age 37 From Franklin Park, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
To start out I'm an awkward person. I have a very weird sense of humor. Most people like to be around me for some odd reason. I really don't know how else to describe myself.
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Shipping Manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Drinking
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Anything simple...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I am entertained by the dumbest things so anything could be fun for me.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who likes going out but also likes sitting around. Needs to be able to take jokes and throw some shots back.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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