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THE ONE, THE ONLY
Age 39 From Buena Park, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
witty, sarcastic...pretty much everything you hide and wish you could be all wrapped into one ball of awesome. oh. and i have awesome m.u. skills...please learn to bleand your shit ladies...and long hair IS NOT a hairstyle!
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Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
buyer
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
something new, and not boring and typical.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to become the best of my potential. and even more awesome than i ALREADY am.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
SURPRISE ME.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend
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