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escapism..
Age 36 From Durban, South Africa - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
i enjoy the aged as apposed to the severly youthful, a spot of vintage, the obese, the deformed and body hair in general, although i would not touch it, i may just gaze at it from a distance. i avoid shaking hands and think high fives are a conspiracy although i do not know why, yet..
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Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
I Live  
With Parent(s)
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
flying a kite... or building a sandcastle or better yet throwing sand at children
I've Always Wanted To Try  
body suspension

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Poetry
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