Engels, Franse, Duits, Binair, Iets Anders

Industrial musician, futurist, wirehead and free culture activist. I live in constant anticipation of the day when the Internet wakes up and swallows its users whole.

I play downtown at a weekly Industrial/Electro/EBM clubnight called Descent. It's at the Red Room (398 Richards st.) on Sundays and you should come. The DJs are cute and we play requests.

I enjoy elegant candlelit beaches, long walks on the dinner, and thinking about geopolitics and computability theory. I am too unique a snowflake to wear my Gothic Best every goddamn day. My boots have just as many zippers as yours and my soul is ten times darker, but if your identity begins and ends with the G-word, keep on walking.

I have been accused of being a postmodernist, but I prefer the more euphemistic word "pretentious."

My upcoming album is entitled 'does the pavement dream' and it is apocalyptic in some bits and serene in others and contemplative throughout. If the end of the world is your bag, ask to hear some.

I am in a long-term, nonmonogamous relationship. I'm not looking for anything committed or exclusive here. Really the point of this profile is to remind everyone that they aren't as cute as I am.

Please don't message me if you think that any member of Insane Clown Posse is an 'artist'. If I find out later that this is the case, I am going to be *very* cross.

Ram

Gemiddeld

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Grijs

Blank

Nooit getrouwd

Nee

Niet Zeker

Armen

Iets Anders, Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren, Zichtbare tatoeage

Donkerbruinharig

Geen huisdieren

Nee

MBO

Voltijd

Computers / Electronica

Network Administrator

Tussen de €30.000 en €45.000

Alleen

Komen er vaak vrienden langs

Ja - Maar zonder tabak

Ja - Een Of Twee

Intelligent

Luidruchtig, Opmerkzaam, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Feestbeest, Baas, Flirterig, Donker

Lezen, Muziek, Internet, Nachtclubs / Bars, Gezin, Eten, Computers

Winkelen, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Nachtclubs / Bars, Een boek lezen, Naar een concert gaan

Goddamn, the more of this thing I fill out, the more I want to throttle its creators. My Idea Of A Great Time Is: "Hanging Out With Friends"? How totally revealing and unique! I've never met someone who likes hanging out with friends before! So tell me: Do you sometimes like to eat food?

Okay anyhow. What did the question say? A first date? Pfff.. I dunno, dinner and a damn movie, just like everyone else. Honestly, if you have an Ideal First Date picked out already then I think I'm probably way too interesting for you.

Iemand die ze willen zijn, Obscuur, Een Flirt

Niet religieus

Nooit

To do music for a living. Or, not to have to 'do' things for a living.

The industrial revolution was sold to us with the promise that, with the machines doing the heavy lifting, most human labour would be history. We'd have lifestyles of effortless luxury and leisure. I'm still waiting for the machines to deliver on that one.

In the meantime I'll settle for a home and some instruments.

Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk, Gek, Obscuur, Slapstick, Ranzig, Sadistischh, Ik lach nooit

Nieuws, Tekenfilms, Documentaires, Ik hou niet van tv

Ik ben een filmacteur

Rock, Electonische Muziek , Pop, Ik ben een muzikant, Industrial

Mythologie, Computers, Fantasy, Fictie, Humor, Wiskunde, Muziek, Filosofie, Politiek, Wetenschappelijk, Poëzie, Satire, Natuurwetenschap, Science Fiction, Technisch, Ik ben een schrijver

Filling out online profiles designed by people who think "Classic" is a genre of book?

Most of my free time I spend working on the album. I can also be spotted drinking rum and playing pool at any of several scuzzy bars downtown.

Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Goeie Vaardigheden, Empathie, Gevoeligheid, Moed, Eigenaardigheden, Spontaniteit, Geld, Macht, Flirterig, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid, Passiviteit

If you found these 'check a box' surveys as infuriating as I did, that's a good start.

You must be beautiful, intelligent, sharp as a whip, and rich enough to keep me wined and dined in the manner to which I am accustomed. Our love affair will be short and tempestuous. We will get married, and I will divorce you a week later and take half your stuff.

Een Internet Vriendje, Vriend, Date, Intimiteit