i try to be down to earth and just a overall kindhearted person, and if you don't like it, f_ck you, i hope you die.

haha, i love humor like that.

i fall hard quick, easy, and virtually painless, like a glucose meter. honestly, i had that "less compassionate" badge for the longest, and i was all butthurt about it. i go into everything with the highest hopes, i never date more than one person simultaneously. needless to say, i get disappointed a lot, since i've actually been "single" for years now. hmm..okay, what other embarrassing tidbits can i tell you right off the bat?

one time there was this little girl who used to get teased a lot when she was in elementary school. once, on rainy day schedule, her class went to p.e. in the cafeteria/auditorium.there were mats for tumbling and such, and as you remember, you HAVE to take your shoes off to go on the blue mats. it was sometime in the spring, and all the other little girls wore nice filas, nikes, and adidas and shit, but the little girl wore jellies, and she was the only one. well, the evil, evil children of her class decided it would be a riot to take her shoes and throw them away in the cafeteria trash with all the breakfast leftovers. so the little girl had to walk back to class barefoot, and by the end of the day her feet were black as tar until her sister picked her up from school.

the blackfooted girl was me.

i deal with day to day life with melancholy humor, appreciation for irony, and porn. lots of porn, and in that order, too.

Водолей

Фигуристое

179 см

Карие

Латино

Не женат/не замужем

Нет

Не знаю

Задница

Скрытый пирсинг, Шрамы, Видимые тату

Рыжий / каштановый

Нет животных

Нет

Неоконченное высшее

Полный рабочий день

Другое

Все очень спокойно

Да - не табак

Да, в компаниях

Мозг

Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Странное

Учеба, Музыка, Фильмы, Интернет, Приготовление еды

Тусовки с друзьями, Останусь дома, Фильмы, Расслабление, Спать, Чтение книг, Видеоигры, Пойду на концерт

meh, movies are great, i don't care about the event, i just want to meet someone wonderful. then no matter what you do, you can know it's gonna end with a steamy make out session, you know?

parasailing. i went to hawaii this summer and never did it. now it's all i think about.

Сама дружелюбность, Крутой, Со странностями, Немного "того"

Атеист

Никогда

to be happy. one day.

Умный, Сарказм

Новости, Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Драма, Ситкомы, Обучающие программы, Фильмы, Реалити-шоу, Записи

Экшн, Научная фантастика, Комедии, Мелодрамы, Драмы, Документальные, Семья, Анимация, Ужасы, Триллеры, Для взрослых

Рэп, Рок, Метал , Электроника , Поп, Классика, Промышленная, Нью-эйдж, Окружающей среды, Танцевальная, Душевная, Панк

Биография, Юмор, Фантазия, Художественная литература, Здоровье, История, Юмор, Музыка, Тайна, Политика, Поэзия, Сатира

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Странности, Остроумие, Внимание

I'm not gonna lie, I likey the tall dudes, but it's not the most important thing. You know what, I'm not going to even go into what I look for. I just...know it when I see it.

Интернет друг, Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения