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pygmyhippos Profile Information

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Age 32 From Bellevue, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a suuuper chill typical aquarius, weird sense of humor might make others uncomfortable, big time smoker, young and wild, like to party but also really like drawing and laughing and just goofin around. Need a guy who can still be a silly little boy :)
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Other, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Property of McDonalds
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Games, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Bouncy house? Amusement park? Zoo? A nap? I dunno anything fun but definately a lot of smoking and a lot of laughing
I've Always Wanted To Try  
laying on a bed of nails
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
Get a big farm
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
start smoking until someone gets a really fun idea :)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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