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Only if you like comics & zombies!
Age 37 From Champaign, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm Lauren, also called Noxxie due to my old roller derby name that I never really got to use properly! I'm a pudgy, tattooed cosmetologist and I change my hair color more than I shower (not really, but it changes quite often). I am also a Star Wars, zombie and comic book freak with a thing for horror flicks (especially if they're black & white). Since I have no current love life I spend a large quantity of my time drawing weirdness and playing Zelda. I love going to shows and listening to music more than anything. I'm fascinated by bones, coffins, taxidermy and other various morbid things. I still watch cartoons. I also read a lot. Cthulhu and other Lovecraftian fodder makes me extremely happy as well as books by drunk old men and mentally unstable females.
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Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Cosmetologist
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Games, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Pizza and some 50's horror films, it always helps if you have a classic gaming system too.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to try a lot of things! I wouldn't even know where to begin.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
I mainly want to just keep making art, doing hair, to continue learning new things and spend my life being happy while being in my own skin.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Horror, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything involving house shows, Sailor Jerry rum, pizza, lightsabers, videogames and zombie movies :)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I guess someone who isn't a macho schmuck. I dig nerdy guys with tattoos, a love for horror films, music and a sense of humor similar to mine. No "juggalos" please.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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