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mikemenzie Profile Information

i really am a mortician
Age 41 From Barstow, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Arabic
I Would Describe Myself As  
i'd describe myself as funny, though retarded at times, boring and lots of fun, depressing and cheerful, smart and completely idiotic, confusing but easy to please, difficult and simple to deal with all at the same time.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Mortuary Specialist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
an IDEAL first date would be going to find a decent, interesting place to sit and talk and get to know each other, then perhaps dinner, though i'd rather have a table by ourselves and cook myself than go to a restaurant most days, then finding out something the other person wants to do that i either already enjoy or haven't done yet and doing that for a while.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
ummm...i've always wanted to try...brussel sprouts?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
my goal in life is to reach a place personally where i'm not rich, but comfortable so i can take care of my loved one and myself and have time and opportunity to focus on doing other things we both love.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
my idea of fun can be many things: sitting with someone, just reading books, walking along the train tracks in the middle of the night, either sober and just for the walk and the scenery, or drunk and getting chased by security, sewing, going to shows, video games, piercings and tattoos, working funerals.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
i look for a person's readiness to set aside their comfort now and again to help someone else, especially when they may not want to, considering a sacrifice is more of a sacrifice if it's hard, ya know? but i look for a person that does this, not for recognition, but because they care, and does it with a smile.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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