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The Last of the Phoney Drunken Poets
Age 43 From Flower Mound, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Laid back and kind, save for when I am confronted by dogmatic beliefs. Then I'm a jerk. Open minded and sarcastic to a fault. Heavy of liver and light of heart.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Trying to get back to school.
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Pretty much anything. I would rather meet the person and not have my attention diverted though, so maybe nothing too distracting.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
If I want to try something I tend to do it. I don't sit around thinking about it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To walk through this bee hive and never get stung.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I can have fun doing most anything in the right company. I'm a musician and I love playing live. I like to have a drink and chill. I'm easy.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I don't really have a set of parameters by which to judge people in this regard. I realize that I'm no prize myself. I also realize that no matter what good face we put forth, none of us are prizes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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