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mattchaos Profile Information

a biting schizphrenic, anyone?
Age 36 From Flower Mound, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a professional writer and college student. I'm a piercer as well as an account manager for Evantage, Inc. I enjoy spending time with friends, watching movies, and going places...same as most. I'm schizophrenic (not split personality) and I am rather unusual because of it. Interested in chatting?
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is  
Account Manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Games, Family, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Naturally something spontaneous with plenty of time to talk without long periods of silence during which those uncomfortable lapses of communication occur. Good food, good music, or good company should always be involved.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
I aspire to become an attorney and continue the editing and publishing of my first book.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything illegal or dangerous, anything that involves cars or motorcycles, friends, drinking, and laughing...laughter is extremely important to me.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for girls that are as random and animated as I can be. I require intelligence and a sly wit as well as a sense of responsibility and maturity. I want a girl that makes me laugh and smile at times, that can be sexy and flirty at times, as well as a girl that is thoughtful and caring. The more odd quirks the better.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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