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it's another bad luck tale
Age 38 From Denver, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
1. Zach hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the queen city so hell bent on destroying its female population.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
czar of the kitchen
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Music, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, History, Political, Science, Sports

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
a nice girl to ruin me
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