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Eat a bug, praise Cthulu, repeat
Age 35 From Alliston, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, German |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm big, not fat per se. Okay yeah I'm kind of fat but I actually have a large skeleton. I'm a philosopher a poet and a pacifist and death metal singer. It makes sense trust me. I write and direct as much as the rest of humanity will allow me. I love the stage, watching and performing. I like to think I'm funny but not in a retarded Dane Cook way in an actually funny kind of way. |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Thick |
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| My Height Is | 6' 2 (1.88 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Janitor |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Theater |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going Shopping, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Throwing all caution to the proverbial wind and engaging in acts of youth-full abandon. Like buying a live lobster covering it in stick on rhinestones and releasing it back into the ocean now that it is the world's most fabulous lobster. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Eating bugs. I know it sounds gross but they're supposed to be just as nutritious as mammals and let's face it there are tons of them around. I ate a chocolate covered grasshopper once but I want like I big roasted beetle or something. You cringe but I bet they're awesome. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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| My Goal In Life Is | I want to be talked about. I'm kind of vain that way actually, I love when I hear "I was telling my friend about that thing you did" I want to do something so for years people are saying "Hey, remember that guy who did that stuff? Yeah, that guy was crazy" |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Acting like an idiot. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity |
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| What Do You Look For? | Smart, really smart. I'm like Hitler for dumb people. Also the will and ambition to do stupid things despite how smart you may actually be... it makes sense. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date |
