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Age 46 From Bolton, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I am more often than not a drunken mess. How's that for attractive? When I pull it together I work, study and write obscure audio comedy dramas.
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
office temp
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Movies, Theater, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
a quite drink in a pub getting to know each other over a few jars of shandy, maybe followed by a delecious meal of Bolton's finest take away pizza.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
lobster
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
to be the best of the best
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, I Don't Like Music
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
a bottle of vodka, a bath full of custard and a bag full of electric eels.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
wit, wisdom and sparkley eyes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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