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lordwillhelmfoul Profile Information

this is a joke, right
Age 38 From Kansas City, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
6 foot athletic good natured off kilter sense of humour, educated despite the papeerwork proving it and can be very opinionated
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Military
My Job Title Is  
Public affiars for 9th Marine Corps Dist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
showing up at the door to get fellated and then 1 million dollars, come on realy
I've Always Wanted To Try  
internet dating, oh wait
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
it changes from day to day
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
you don't wanna know

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
some one fun, with a relaxed personality but can stilllight a fire when need be, education is a must i don't care how far you got in school, just weather or not you can hold an intelligent conversation, with out falling back on "i don't follow this or this one thing is stupid because it's popular to say that"
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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