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Chloroform Girl
Age 35 From Saint Charles, Maryland -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | You won't like me. Scout's Honor. The name is Chaela (pronounced Kayla). I'm a Pisces, ex-vegetarian that likes long walks on the beach and reading romantic poetry while gazing into the sunset. Not really. I'm 5'4, 100 pounds of sheer effing fury. I am sarcastic and seldomly serious. I play MMOs and am an all around nerd. I have 34 piercings, one large back piece. I love metal music and going to concerts. I guess I should also state that I'm not here to meet anyone. I'm in a relationship with some guy. He rocks my effing socks (like no other). I'm here because my best friend has one of these profile-things and I came to stalk him. I'll stalk him real good. End transmission. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 4 (1.63 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Scarred, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Other |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | GM for an Online Game. |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Learning, Music, Games, Theater, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | I don't do dates. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Hah. Oh. You mean, like anything. Sky diving. And, helping my friend attain his dream of riding of polar bear. Fools going to be mauled. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Take over the world. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | I don't like fun. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend |
