I was grown in an underground Martian lab by inter-dimensional loan sharks and zeitgeist salesmen. I was plugged into pop-culture, counter-non-revolutionary theories and exceptionally violent pornography, from the moment they inserted my trans-reality operating system (mind/consciousness). After the lab was destroyed by Scientologists who had come to raid our fetus fields, I was forced to meander the cosmos until a muffled neon glow caught the corner of my eyes, I believe the sign read “enter all who dare”…I dare

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