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last one in my mouth is a jerk
Age 49 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
i'm a lot of adjectives

no one likes going into book stores with me
no one likes going into music stores with me
no one like going into video stores with m

i'm not actually able to respond here...so if you likes what you sees...go here for the "real deal": myspace dot com slash yardgnomeapocalypse

i'll be a-waiting...
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
asthmatic pornographer
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
in a corner booth at a denny's...splitting a moons over my hammy
I've Always Wanted To Try  
the paranormal
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to own my own record store called "phonographic materials"
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Comic, History, Horror, Music, Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is  
drawing invisible targets on people as i sit in the mall food court

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
mostly...someone that "gets" me...if there is such a person
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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