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Mania and dementia in a delicate balance
Age 38 From Chandler, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
For some reason, I've been trying to upgrade and the website hasn't been allowing me so if you send me a message, please I'm not blowing you off, I just can't upgrade.

I'm not really goth but since other nerds think I'm unclean, (follow sports better than I follow computers) this place works better than anything. I'm the guy who will cuddle with you on the couch under a warm blanket, I'm the guy who will bring you some hot soup when you aren't feeling very well, and I'm the guy who will sing to you just because I know I can't sing but will try anyway.

My boss once called me balance and insanity in one. Mania and dementia, along with order and balance. Please don't try to figure me out, I'm convinced I'm not meant to be understood.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Fanged
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Assistant Store Manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Tv, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Head out for a nice dinner at a nice restaurant then just lay down and relax somewhere while we get to know each other.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Well lots of things, most that I would never reveal here and now, get to know me better and we'll talk. Let's see, I've always wanted to get a tat but I don't know what to get or where.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Say what you will if you want, my goals are simple. Have a wonderful family and a great job, simple, yes.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, History, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Playing video games, watching TV, going out for an evening walk, relaxing on the couch, dancing.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I've learned that I don't really know what I'm looking for entirely. I know I'm looking for a girl who's more interested in long term relationships, and hopefully one who likes video games.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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