If I ever tried taking life seriously I'd be forced to beat someone! It's short enough already damnit! If you can't handle that, bite me.

Taurus

Average

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Yes

Hands

Scarred

Brown

Fish

Yes

College Degree

Student

Food / Catering

Home Chef

With Roomate(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Socially

Quiet One

Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies

Not would be, should be private. A romantic dinner for two at a park or somewhere outside where we can see the night sky, but won't have visitors coming to spoil the night. The rest you will learn firsthand or not at all.

One of those fabled things I've read about..."A stable relationship". I'm not sure why, but the desperate recovering gam players find me everywhere I go. I'll play Risk, or Life, even full contact monopoly, but I don't go for the head games.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool

Spiritual But Not Religious

Never

The great American dream, wife, kids, couple of dobermans for the kids to play with, and to be remembered.

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

News, Documentaries, Instructional

Comedy, Horror

Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

Setting fire to Christmas trees decorated with the heads and limbs of my enemies.
OR
Watching myself on the news run screaming from my house covered in flour after a tragic baking and/or cooking experiment seconds before a frozen turkey is launched through the roof 2oo feet.

Hell, I don't know. Get me good and liquored up and I'm up for damn near anything. Just as long as it's not a bandit jump, I prefer to be sober for those. Hell, I'll be the one coming up with the ideas as soon as I'm plastered. Not all of them are good ideas, but I refer you to the airborne frozen turkey incident. Clean up was a bitch, but I learned a valuable lesson...NEVER assume tequila's "just a drink", and NEVER put a frozen turkey on top of a homemade pressure cooker to "see what'll happen". I'm not sure where the flour came in, but I'm sure it was part of the gravy recipe.

Intelligence, Boldness, Oddities, Thoughtfullness

The eyes. If this is confusing, we can deal with it when we meet.

Friend, Date