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Hehe sprinkles
Age 36 From Dover, Delaware - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Fun, nice, honest, laid back. Actually, I'm too laid back and nice. Cmon! Lets burn down a church or something! Who's with me?!

I don't take too much stuff seriously. I'm a dork. Wait wait my modesty is getting the better of me again.. I am a HUGE dork. I'm the guy that tries too hard to impress your parents and ends up reminding them why arranged marriage is such a 'good' idea.

I try to make jokes funny even after the joke failed. When Christmas comes around I'm the guy that gets your a great gift.. hehe and a dirty one.
I'm also the guy that nearly has a heart attack
approximately 12.5 seconds after handing your parents their gifts when he realizes that he forgot to label the wrapped dirty gift and your fathers gift which was done in the same wrapping paper.

I'm not very pretty yet I am very loveable. But if your refer to me as a Teddy Bear we will have words..
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
I don't like to talk about my job
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Movies, Internet, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Probably one that ran right straight into the Second Date. If you know what I mean. What? That's any guys "ideal" date lol.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to successfully turn invisible. However all attempts have led to several counts of Publc Nudity and being throw out of alot of shopping centers. Not to mention being slapped god knows how many times.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
to live longer than you.. Nah, lol. I haven't decided yet. I'm too young to think about that.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Humor, Religious, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
When I'm not working I'm usually playing a game or something. It's kinda hard to get out nowadays, so its mostly indoor stuff for now.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I just want someone who would care for me and put up with me. That's the bottom line.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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