I'm always down to meet new people cause you never know where life is going to take you. Im goofy, twisted, and very sarcastic. I am related to helen keller. i used to throw bird seed on her books at family reunions. I love it when a girl grabs me by the ears and whispers kiss me where it smells funny. Despite my sick sense of humor i am actually a caring person. The opposite of a headbook is what i have and it ends with joeespositorocks, so hit me up

Aries

Average

5' 9 (1.75 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Feet

Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo

Brown

Reptile

Yes

Some College

Full-time

Food / Catering

cook

Less Than $14,999USD

With Parent(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Strange

Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

sitting on the railroad tracks drinking 40's or throwing things off bridges... i don't know. It really all depends on what the moment calls for

Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Not Religious

Every Day

I Don't Like Politics

to eventually become a walmart greeter or a tacobell manager... idk probably become a vet tech and save up enough money so i can open my own irish punk bar down the line

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

Comedy

Rap, Metal, Punk

Comic, History, Science Fiction

grabbing a couch off the side of the road and putting it on wheels then riding it around wearing a viking helmet singing some neil diamond

Good Looks, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness

someone who likes the same shit as me, im not looking for a twin, but im tired of dating girls that are complete opposites of me

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed