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Someday i'll be a dirty old man. :)
Age 40 From Fort Myers, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
Urdu
I Would Describe Myself As  
Simple yet Sofisticated, like a really thin pancake
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
Hydrogenic Engineer
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
slip and slide on the beach at midnight with a dozen midgets carrying me from the finish to the start over and over again drunk as shit and balloons and an egg tossing competition with Elton John serenading me while i give him head- nice and a family size Kentucky Fried Chicken meal all for myself th 50$ one
I've Always Wanted To Try  
learn how to read
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
overthrow the government n give it to that dog that talks on the Bush Beans commercial-hook up with a two headed chick n watch em fight over giving me head
My Kind Of Humor Is  
I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, Business, Computers, Fantasy, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Political, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
havin fun

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Great Skills
What Do You Look For?  
Well this a tough one cause when i see a woman for the first time i look at their eyes, if the individual continues eye contact i can usually tell through the expression if they are a.tolerant b.disgusted c.amused d.attracted e.wondering why i'm not wearing a helmet and a bibb.After that (when they turn their head)check out the figure, i can't say what my favorite girly part is cause it's about the total package.But mainly a cute face is a must.Must have a sick sense of humor or u will find me repulsive, promise.U gotta be a kinda smart but not so smart u know every ****ing thing, so annoying.Must luv dogs (rearin a couple english bulldogs)A person who would rather talk on the phone instead of texting for 5 ****ing hours to have a two minute conversation.Hot ****is cool too.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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