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ma'am, you dropped your Labia. . .
Age 37 From Carlsbad, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Other, Visible Tattoo
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Drunk
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Your mom
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Goal In Life Is  
Don't die. become rich and all mighty and marry myself.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Romance, Drama, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Thank god I find fun in the most stupid shit, Drinking makes you fun, so, if i'm drunk, your already entertaining, don't worrying, random san Diego bar hopping, clubs, shows and drunken street wondering...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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