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crashdiary27 Profile Information

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Age 44 From Dundee, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Urdu
I Would Describe Myself As  
random facts...

-i am a die hard cubs and bears fan...as hard as that may be.
-i live for music. I also like to pretend I can play it.
-I love hot pockets.
-I hate when you eat the hot pocket right out of the microwave and it burns your mouth.
-my real name is chris.
-I am a single father. (thats right, mommy isn't around.)
-I love being a father and my son (Christian) is the world to me.
-I thought to have superpowers through gradeschool.
-i hate the radio.
-i sometimes drink a few beers after work.
-i sometimes cry after work.
-when I get to the record store im overwhelmed and forget why im there in the first place.
-this pimple is really making me angry.
-i love watching spaceghost.
-the best third date is watching a movie at home.
-i hate the packers.
-I love great smiles.
-a confident women is a great woman.
-i sometimes still think I have superpowers.
-I can sometimes be a huge nerd.
- I can't EVER seem to use cling wrap right...people get hurt.
- it turns out that walking into closed doors still hurts.
- seems as if donald duck starts out the day happy...its other people that screw it up for him.
- my name is chris crank (no joke)
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Branded, Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
being awesome
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
probably in bad taste
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To rob a liquor store.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Make a sandwich
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
coloring

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I always keep my eye out for ninjas...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Committed
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