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standards as abysmal as your soul
Age 40 From Erie, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
A big ol' lump of nothing trying to understand existance
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Philosopher
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
One worthy enough to become a chapter in the Bible, or the basis of a novel; possibly a sappy romantic movie.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
dismanteling systems, doing what I want to do, abolish existential anxiety, worry, and depression.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that lets me know I exist, or can effectivly disprove that assumption.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for questions and answers. Something I can obsess over.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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