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Not cool enough to avoid posting here
Age 45 From Columbia, Missouri -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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Sign | Leo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Hands |
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My Hair Is | Bald |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Reptile |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Education / Academic |
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My Job Title Is | Librarian - that's right bitches. |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Cigars |
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I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | I'm not looking for a date cause I'm married already. I'm looking for an ideal first 'friend' meetup thingie where we could get some coffee (black like our hearts) or tea, and i don't know, do stuff that people with similar interests do... |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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My Goal In Life Is | to make enough money to move and retire in Mexico (seriously) and to maybe write a book sometime. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Folk, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Do You Look For? | Looking for open-minded odd-balls that love good music, good drink and have a spontaneous (maybe not too spontaneous) attitude. I'm attracted to kinky individuals with no qualms about sharing their oddities and quirks. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate |