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Nights jester looking for demoness
Age 38 From Newport News, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
My nights are spent amusing myself in whatever way I can, with friends, Outside in the darkest ally's trying to scare up some fun. Or just goofing around on video games. I'm a massive gamer, but I have my limits. I am the kind of guy who is the jester of any group. I'm funny, but in a dorky kinda way. I love making others laugh. But sometimes I have a...dark and twisted humor. I love animals for the most part, and HATE kids. They are cute, I don't want one. I'm rough, kinky, and pretty much do what I want. My only weakness is I'm the kinda guy who's old style, chivalry and so on. Blame the 'rents. I'm definitely a hopeless romantic. Whatever..that's me. Take it or leave it, that's me. And I don't really care what you think anyways. You can find me at necroxite using (liamg) (*play that backwards, for secret info..*) or facenovel tedd prince. pick your torture method..
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Combat Medic-Army/ Hospital Staff (soon)
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
It would begin awkwardly, as all first dates will do. It will begin to warm up, as we walk down a dark area of the beach. Nothing but the moon and a few distant lights around. You can hear the water and the clinking of metal among our clothing. It will be a night filled with mystery and attraction, with a little bit of humor bound to the mix. It will end sooner then either party would like, as the night starts to creep back to its hole. It will end just as awkwardly as it began, but the nights shadows will know the truth.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving, Skin hook hanging (almost finished that one...damn weather..) that's about it. I've done almost everything i want to do. Nothing can stop me when i want to do something.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To be able to give the one I love whatever she wants, without the cost of my soul. That and be able to enjoy life. So far enjoying life I've achieved. hmm..now i need someone to share it with.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mathematics, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
it can be many things, most during the nights late hours. That's when all the fun comes out to play. A playful exploration of a dark patch of woods. A peaceful walk and humorous conversation in a cemetery. Or maybe a night in together, cuddling and whispering dark deeds to each other.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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