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Cooler than a polar bears toe nails
Age 39 From Rogers, Arkansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Umm... How am I supposed to describe myself?? I would have to start with the fact that I am pretty awesome. The biggest things I hate about most people is that they think something materialistic is the best thing in the world just because it is the new fad or Lil Wayne song. F that. I like what makes me happy, even if I am the only person that does. My favorite thing in the world is making people laugh. I like Tattoos, I have a lot. I could count but I dont have the patience. I have part of a sleeve (need some more filler) on one arm and the other from wrist up to the bicep. I have weird ones inside lip, top of the foot, a big skull with wings on my throat going up my neck. And a shit ton everywhere else! That is pretty much my favorite thing to do. I have 7/8" gauges septum ring and a couple more a little bit lower.I hate spiders and robots. If you got a question about me, ask, I will tell.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Anything bbut a movie and dinner. You gotta connect, see some personality.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I want to get branded, and professional scarification. I will try anything once. Except for fighting a bear, if it was shorter than me, I got it for sure. Taller, I would have to respectfully decline.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To not die. Isn't that the point???
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, New age
When I Read, I Always Read  
Humor
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Playing beer pong and pool in my garage. Going to the bar, going to wal-mart when it is icey and watching people fall, I like to think that we can make anything fun, so it is endless!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
girls that are not shallow, do not judge, take jokes as well as dish them, do not hop on the bandwagon. Tattoos are very sexy, unless it is the everyday/average tramp stamp. You know, the butterfly with tribal. Lol, any like that.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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