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amelianoheart Profile Information

Divorced Derby Dame
Age 40 From Iowa City, Iowa - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am 27, I like unicorns that jump over rainbows and ponies and I, like, totally, like nice things and stuff! Shiny is my favorite color and wearing clothes in December where your ****** lips get frostbitten is my idea of stylin! Looking for a man without a job, preferably who lives in their mom's basement, and does a ton of drugs. By the way, I am 3000 pounds and have Ghonasyphilitis.
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Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Social Work Researcher
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Everything! Experience life! Sample what the world has to offer!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
to save the universe from Space Creatures and from Steven Hawking.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Home & Garden, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Robbing liquor stores, killing hookers and putting them in my trunk, and pulling myself up by the bootstraps!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I find strange quirks attractive. I want someone I can have a really fun time with. I want someone I can call up and say, "Hey, lets go skydiving" and they say "Ok" and show up 5 minutes later and we go skydiving. I want someone who will appreciate my insanity and support me in my carreer. I want a best friend. I want someone who views me as "one of the guys". I want a man who will tell me everything and ask me how my day was? Someone who will listen. Someone who will debate without thinking we are arguing. Someone who understands my sarcasm.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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