If you ask me about me...I think I am pretty simple. If you ask others...they may tell you about some bizarre story about me involving killer crabs, giant wolves, missed swimming pools or any other assortment of things you would never believe and then they would insist that I tell the story again. I am a tattooed bastard, but I try to see things from all sides...I love to argue about everything and nothing...I don't sleep...but sleep is highly overrated(at least that is what I tell myself)...I will tell you exactly what I think(especially if you don't want to hear it)...I believe friends should be able to tell you the things that hurt at first, but make you a better person after you calm down enough to really listen. I am sarcastic by nature, but I can't get over this problem I have with being overly optimistic all the time...it sucks! I love all things artistic...and nerdy...I am a comic book fan and I am not ashamed to admit it...I love all movies(especially bad horror flicks)...I am a slave to corporate cubicle hell, but I am working hard to cut the chains that hold me there...I don't know, I am just a simple guy, meet me sometime and you decide.

Baran