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agent99 Profile Information

I am an antagonist
Age 43 From Portland, Maine - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
The internal chat program doesn't work for me, so I turned it off (not useful if I can't see what your typing, now is it?).

I've been told I can be difficult, but that's (almost) never my goal - more accurately, I'm fluid in my approach to life, which some interpret as inconsistent. I'm not actually specifically looking for a man, as I'm interest in both men and women, but I could only pick one, so just pretend I picked both. I could be very coy or charming or trite here, but what's the point? Wouldn't you rather know who I am? I'm the most high strung, laid back individual you'll ever meet (everyone has triggers) and incredibly sarcastic at times. I love to cook, write, organize, photograph, experience, move, garden, learn, observe, create, exist, and read (amongst other things). There are at least as many uninteresting things about me as there are interesting things, but I'd rather answer questions than guess what you'd like to know. I love words, but I don't think they do anyone justice in these things... I'm honest, if a bit ridiculous (it's part of my charm), so, interested? Ask away.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Boring
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Observant, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Exercising, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something that we both enjoyed, which can only be determined by having at least a short correspondence beforehand.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
suspension; sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To enjoy it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Lots of things; anything more specific depends both on my mood and present company in any given situation.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I seek people who are comfortable in their own skin, who can be content without being complacent.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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