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Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Hebrew, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a heretical mystic turned practicing Warlock, Necromancer, Shamanic Herbal Healer (Curendero), and spiritual guide, so my life is richly steeped in sorcery, and as a professional paranormal research investigator I don't need my gadgets anymore because I have become a Spirit Medium by now. I am a tormented soul because I have 400,000 years of past-life memories crammed into my puny Earth-human brain. I process the traumas by (legally) smoking cannabis and express some of my angst and endless darkness writing novels and screenplays in the genres of supernatural-horror, science fiction, high-fantasy, science-fantasy, and paranormal-romance. I also write some non-fiction, as well as performance poetry, and I'm a novice musician who plays keyboards, bass, and drums. One of my greatest passions is to create, chiefly multi-functional art of any kind like costumes, crystal jewelry & wands, awesome food, but I love using the mediums of airbrush and sculpture. Topics that interest me include Demonology or anything having to do with magik and the occult sciences (especially Necromancy) as well as metaphysics and/or the paranormal, Alchemy, folklore and mythology (especially Celtic and Faerie), Vampire Mythology in all forms, Astronomy, UFOlogy and Aliens/E.T's, ancient history, marine biology, quantum physics, exo-politics (conspiracy theory), alternative medicines, and entheo-botany. I enjoy watching horror movies (especially anything vampire of course) and binge-watching a great series, but limit my live tv watching to shows as good as Doctor Who. I also like the kind of dark brilliant comedy you find late night on Adult Swim, especially Rick and Morty, Metalocalypse, and Mr. Pickles. If you like the "passionate intense dark brooding artist" type then I am probably your cup of tea. I'm great at giving massages but am excellent with my hands in many other useful ways. I would describe the lady of my dreams as a cross between Morticia Addams (or maybe adult Wednesday) and the supervillainess Poison Ivy. My ideal first date would culminate in a graveyard seance... moonlit Evocation rituals in the forest are 3rd date material, don't you think? Anything else you want to know just ask. |
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Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 6 (1.68 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian, Middle Eastern, Other |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | Yes - At Home |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | No |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | One that leads to a second date? |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure |
Views
My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | I have way too many to list because I aspire towards greatness in all things |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Goofy, Obscure |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, New age, Ambient, Reggae, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Power, Money, Oddities, Boldness, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | Well the woman of my dreams would be a cross between a grownup Wednesday Addams and Poison Ivy (the so-called super-villain). Be advised that I will NOT date a Christian, as our belief systems would be too far apart. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter |