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TheeWitchdoctor Profile Information

Age 50 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Hebrew, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a heretical mystic turned practicing Warlock, Necromancer, Shamanic Herbal Healer (Curendero), and spiritual guide, so my life is richly steeped in sorcery, and as a professional paranormal research investigator I don't need my gadgets anymore because I have become a Spirit Medium by now. I am a tormented soul because I have 400,000 years of past-life memories crammed into my puny Earth-human brain. I process the traumas by (legally) smoking cannabis and express some of my angst and endless darkness writing novels and screenplays in the genres of supernatural-horror, science fiction, high-fantasy, science-fantasy, and paranormal-romance. I also write some non-fiction, as well as performance poetry, and I'm a novice musician who plays keyboards, bass, and drums. One of my greatest passions is to create, chiefly multi-functional art of any kind like costumes, crystal jewelry & wands, awesome food, but I love using the mediums of airbrush and sculpture. Topics that interest me include Demonology or anything having to do with magik and the occult sciences (especially Necromancy) as well as metaphysics and/or the paranormal, Alchemy, folklore and mythology (especially Celtic and Faerie), Vampire Mythology in all forms, Astronomy, UFOlogy and Aliens/E.T's, ancient history, marine biology, quantum physics, exo-politics (conspiracy theory), alternative medicines, and entheo-botany. I enjoy watching horror movies (especially anything vampire of course) and binge-watching a great series, but limit my live tv watching to shows as good as Doctor Who. I also like the kind of dark brilliant comedy you find late night on Adult Swim, especially Rick and Morty, Metalocalypse, and Mr. Pickles. If you like the "passionate intense dark brooding artist" type then I am probably your cup of tea. I'm great at giving massages but am excellent with my hands in many other useful ways. I would describe the lady of my dreams as a cross between Morticia Addams (or maybe adult Wednesday) and the supervillainess Poison Ivy. My ideal first date would culminate in a graveyard seance... moonlit Evocation rituals in the forest are 3rd date material, don't you think? Anything else you want to know just ask.
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Middle Eastern, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
One that leads to a second date?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I have way too many to list because I aspire towards greatness in all things
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, New age, Ambient, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Power, Money, Oddities, Boldness, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Well the woman of my dreams would be a cross between a grownup Wednesday Addams and Poison Ivy (the so-called super-villain). Be advised that I will NOT date a Christian, as our belief systems would be too far apart.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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