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I’m Jordan, elder emo and nerd
Age 34 From Katy, Texas - Online - Yesterday
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jordan
I Would Describe Myself As  
🌟 Hey there! I’m Jordan, elder emo and nerdy dad of two. Picture this: wind in my hair, music cranked up, and the open road—it’s the only way to truly live.

🔬 By day, I’m an IT pro, wielding my keyboard like a wizard casting spells. But when the moon rises, I delve into the supernatural. Ghost stories, cryptids, and cosmic mysteries? Count me in!

🎲 My heart belongs to TTRPGs—Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder—you name it. I’ve slayed dragons, unraveled ancient prophecies, and rolled more dice than a gambler in Vegas.

🌸 And here’s my secret: I’m a closet magical girl anime enthusiast. Yes, sparkly wands, transformation sequences, and saving the world—guilty as charged.

What I’m Seeking:

🌠 I’m on the lookout for someone who shares my passion for adventure. Let’s explore hidden coffee shops, decode museum exhibits, and dance to live music under the stars. Bonus points if you’re up for late-night anime marathons!

🌈 Polyamorous? Absolutely. My wife knows I’m here, and we believe in separate dating journeys. If you’re curious, maybe you’ll meet her someday—no pressure.

Fun Facts:

🎶 My playlist spans from classic rock anthems to J-pop ballads but Emo music will always be in my heart and the top of my playlists. Got any song recommendations?

🌆 I’m a city explorer—zoo visits, art galleries, and midnight strolls are my jam. Want to be my partner in crime?
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
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