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Penetrating your darkest places
Age 38 From Calgary, Alberta -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I am a level 9 Shadow Warlord looking for a Black Queen to service. I will be yours until the Great Dragon returns and burns us into sweet nothingness. All I ask is that you reward me for my loyalty and devotion by enveloping me in the moist folds of your loving void. |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 6' 2 (1.88 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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| Body Art | Inked All Over |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | 9th lvl Shadow Warlord |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Often |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Learning, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Sports |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Well I like to be honest and open and drop all pretenses. So we'll play Dungeons and Dragons, skyclad, while drinking some communion wine I stole from the local church. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Birthday cake. I've heard good things about it. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Perfect |
Views
| My Religion Is | Other |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Instructional |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Documentary, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Folk, Metal, New age, Pop, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, History, Horror |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Skyclad rituals in honour of the Old Ones. When I'm not worshipping Shub-Niggurath I like to eat nachos and have fun. I like to watch people and try to figure out which ones have gotten laid recently. I also like to have deep discussions about the nature of the universe and then make sweet sweet love in defiance of our meaningless existence. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Wit |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
