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BustyKeaton333 Profile Information

Mischief, Merriment and Mammaries
Age 49 From San Rafael, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Tim
I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Norwegian
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am Dorkatron 2000. Tbis will porobably get me barred by everyone, but I like my (@)(@)s to be VERY big. Excuse me, I have been stuck inside for a few days with a very affectionate, and annoying, kitty.

I HAVE TO wear glasses. Without them, I will have to feel around. Because of this horrid eyesight, I am NOT ALLOWED to drive. Come see me?
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Asian, European, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

What genre of music do you enjoy most?  
Gothic Rock
What is your favorite band?  
KISS (in Makeup, ONLY), David Bowie, old The Cure
Who is your favorite writer?  
Edgar Allen Poe or Geofferey Chaucer
Who is your favorite character from literature?  
The Wife of Bath [The Canterbuty Tales

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Individual Contributor and GLG
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We have a [spicy?] dinner I prepare, then sit on the couch to watch a movie but are far more interested in each other than the TV screen.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
OK, if what I said before doesn't get me blocked, this will: those EXTREMELY HOT peppers cultivated by Mexican ex-cons, cultivated outside of Mexico City. I have had them once. I want to cook a dish or two or three.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To make you happy. That, and being able to say I have been to every country in the world.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Business, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I don't know yet

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Big 'Uns and Bigger Brains
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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